I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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