no you cant smoke seaweed
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
there is puke in my bra ... again
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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