ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
