would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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