out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
