you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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