what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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