I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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