Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
its liver damage thursday
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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