Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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