I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Barsexuality is the new black.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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