i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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