Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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