She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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