kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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