Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
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we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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