her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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