went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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