Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
i think im in europe. pls send help
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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