And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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