She's JV to your varsity
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
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I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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