Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
