Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize