I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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