So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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