nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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