i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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