I'm really into asian looking animals
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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