how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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