Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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