we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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