your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just tell him i said nine months
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
we're so committed to being not committed
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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