Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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