so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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