I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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