No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her