yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"