Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?