my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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