google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she peed on how many people?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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