Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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