Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
my liver is dry heaving
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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