so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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