just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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