love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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