remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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