their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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