I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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