I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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