i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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