Who did Billy Mays play for?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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