return my video game
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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