You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
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Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Text me some of your sweat
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