I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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