Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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